Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys

Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem

More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

Immigration: The Human Cost

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry

80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa

The Onion Movie- Obesity

The Human Hamburger Vs. D-Rock

Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly

Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Messages From Our Troops To The Families They Can't Remember

Update: Obama Yet Again Refrains From Obliterating Human Race

Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

Children With 'Nazi Names' Still in Foster Care

Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

The Human Hamburger & D-Rock Vs. The Ugly Messed Up Gorilla

Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'